Homeless People Sick and Tired Of Man Masturbating In Portapotty With Door Open...Band Together and Push It Over With Him Inside

PORTLAND, Ore. – Homeless individuals who were sick and tired of a man pleasuring himself inside a portable potty with the door open decided to teach him a lesson he wouldn’t forget. So they snuck up behind the toilet and knocked it over, officials said.

It all started around 8 a.m. Thursday at the Eastbank Esplanade at the foot of Portland’s Hawthorne Bridge. Portland police say a 48-year-old homeless man was pleasuring himself inside a Honey Bucket portable toilet with the door wide open.

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman said. “Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the porta-potty and kick it.”

The 48-year-old man, who was covered in fecal matter, was rescued by Portland Fire and Rescue crews. Due to the circumstances, police did not arrest the man.

“Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” Willie Halliburton with Portland Police told KATU News, adding it was the first incident of its kind in his 27 years of police work.

“Fortunately for him, he had some clothing he could change into and clean himself up later on. It worked out OK.”

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Now this is the the type of hard hitting shit I tune into the news for, no pun intended. Enough about ISIS and the economy and who is entering the presidential race, that all gets so tiresome. I need to hear something real life, something from the streets. Something like a group of homeless vigilantes banding together to exact some justice because they’re sick and tired of a chronic masturbator jerking himself off in the local PortAPotty exposing his genitalia to everyone. That’s real people shit.

Probably the worst thing that can happen to someone right? Like in the grand scheme of things there are plenty of things you can shake off and pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Not getting flipped over in a Portapotty. Not getting covered in Portapotty fecal matter and that weird disgusting blue chemical. Not that, no sir.

PS – “Physically he’s fine but he had a crappy day” I see you Officer Halliburton, I see you.